• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    24 hours ago

    What about sticky balls like when you eat skittles and scratch your nuts now they’re stuck to your leg as you’re running the Boston marathon?

    • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      You know, Dr Evil will go one am on about a freshly shorn scrotum, but they were in meat helmets up the the alps. What am I supposed to do in this heat?

      Global warming is a far greater threat than Skittles. All these hot nuts are going to have some serious social consequences.