Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours agolaughs nervouslylemmy.worldimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1547
arrow-up1547imagelaughs nervouslylemmy.worldAnonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-squareLordOfLocksley@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 hours agoYou can flush a toilet without a working mechanism. Just get a big bucket of water and dump it down the toilet, and that does the same as flushing.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 hours agoThe algorithm knows this and calculates exactly how much you’re willing to pay for the convenience of a button. As soon as you get a date, they know and you get a notification: “you wouldn’t want to explain the bucket to her*, would you?” * insert appropriate pronoun here
You can flush a toilet without a working mechanism. Just get a big bucket of water and dump it down the toilet, and that does the same as flushing.
The algorithm knows this and calculates exactly how much you’re willing to pay for the convenience of a button. As soon as you get a date, they know and you get a notification: “you wouldn’t want to explain the bucket to her*, would you?”
* insert appropriate pronoun here