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Paleontologists have long worried that the dinosaurs blasted into space 66 million years ago will one day complete their orbits and fall back down.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3265/
This doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about dinosaurs or asteroids to dispute it.
I saw a superman movie once and read the x-men comics. This is how it works.
smart guy TV show concussion re genuis the boi
i am also available for quickie junk engirthenings
When reached for comment, preteen boys agreed it was “kick ass”, after looking around to see if any adults were in earshot.
Will this kill all the birds?
Just 2
With one stone?
It is quite a big one, to be fair
No, we’ll have to keep trying
Hey, you know birds aren’t real, right?
Why would bringing back non-avain dinosaurs kill the avian dinosaurs?

Based purely on the thumbnail and title, I thought this was going to be a joke about a tiny clone of Earth being the asteroid and wondered how the heck that would work as set-up and punchline.
And even though that’s not actually what’s going on in the image, I still kind of want someone to make the wrong interpretation work.
Does that mean we get to drive kickass Cadillacs?

That would be wild…an asteroid returning fossils (surely fossils were blasted into space, not that I’m suggesting anything balsted into space can fossilize.)
Anything that made it to space as ejecta from the KT Asteroid impact did so as molten debris
Speaking of the antipode of Chicxulub, the Deccan Traps formed at about the same time.

Then for 40 days and 40 nights, chickens danced.
Retvrn to pangea






