StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours agoMy pizza doesn't list the temperature it should be cooked atsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square109fedilinkarrow-up1170
arrow-up1170imageMy pizza doesn't list the temperature it should be cooked atsh.itjust.worksStarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours agomessage-square109fedilink
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours agoMaking a PB&J: 1: Give $200 to OwOarchist 2: Give OwOarchist a 100% grade on every assignment for the year. 3: Make a PB&J sandwich Alright, teach. You said you’d follow the instructions exactly.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agoFortunately, kids aren’t quite clever in that way.
Making a PB&J:
1: Give $200 to OwOarchist
2: Give OwOarchist a 100% grade on every assignment for the year.
3: Make a PB&J sandwich
Alright, teach. You said you’d follow the instructions exactly.
Fortunately, kids aren’t quite clever in that way.