Please tag this as nsfw/nsfl I am this close to crying
You are not running out of time, but having it done makes you have a good rest instead of procrastinating in fear. It’s so much worth it and is very rewarding! So go on, buddy, make your tomorrow a little shinier 🌞
Actually thank you, I’ll do my fucking chores now
Thanks for trying
Nah, I mean it
No point being harsh on yourself if it doesn’t work anyway. Some people benefit from the OP kind of motivation. For others, it only makes things worse.
Ultimately, it’s not you who should adapt to any slogan, it’s the slogan that needs to adapt to you. I, personally, find gentler ways work way better for me. You might find some other way distinct from mine or OP’s. Keep it about you!
All you have to do to counter this is start telling yourself it’s already too late and let the despair take the load.
Can’t be late to the party if you have arrive
I don’t know who needs to hear this. There’s a meteor coming.
IT’S AN EMERGENCY!! AAAAHHH
you fool, you absolute buffoon! these words can’t hurt me! because i already tell them to myself 24/7 🫠
I work in IT and hear this daily
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Okay, emergency break! A full roll of toilet paper to clog up the shitter! Okay, I’m good now …
Joke’s on you, I already feel that way 😎
