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cosmic__cutie@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

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cosmic__cutie@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago
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    That shit’s handy cause you don’t have to wait hours and hours for a surgery to finish, you can go do other things. But also my POS husband went and did meth and had sex with some guy while I was on the table. So yeah it’s not going great here. What were we talking about?

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      I’d ask what the fuck, but my ex’s ex husband was basically that guy too lol

      Sorry you wound up with such an asshole

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      Yeah, I really wish this was a thing when my wife was in the hospital after her strokes and having multiple surgeries.

      Not that I would have used the time to smoke meth and have sex with some guy.

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        But you could.

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          deleted by creator

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          No, I couldn’t.

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            Yeah, i remember shortly after i got married i had a sex dream about someone other than my wife, and i spent the entire dream worrying about my wife and how this stupid action i was taking was going to hurt her. then fortunately i woke up.

            to some of us (and i’m including you in this noodles, it sounds like you), cheating is utterly repulsive.

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              Or maybe he’s just allergic to meth

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                nonsense we all do all the drugs all the time here.

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      Wow, that is a beyond fucked up thing to do. What a piece of shit.

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        If he had a tracker it would’ve solved everything.

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          someone put a chip in his knee

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              I’m glad Gary stopped at the top of his game even though i miss him (and check his website from time to time). but like, this one plucks all the strings on the nostalgia banjo

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      ¯\(ツ)/¯

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      I’m sorry about your POS husband. we always just went and got brunch. because brunch is the meal of joy, and we needed joy while we were waiting and stressing about a loved one in surgery.

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