Hundreds of people in the US so far have recently developed a specific type of food poisoning that's causing watery and occasionally explosive diarrhea.
5th dimension antimatter fluoride worms. I’m calling it now. That’s why CERN moved the antimatter across campus to flush it into the underworld system.
Oh nos, better ask RFK what we should do. I’m sure he will know the answer…
This was the worms plan all along…
Go for a swim in a cesspool to build up your tolerance
Obviously
Hmm, thought for sure there would be some racoon dick involved but a nice swamp swim sounds about right.
Quick everyone jump in the reflecting pool
Build immunity by snorting the leftover sprays from the seat.
Swim in it!
Better load up on more horse paste…
Wait but this exact disease is literally what ivermectin treats successfully lol
Yes, in horses
And in humans, it’s one of the most essential medications in developing nations
5th dimension antimatter fluoride worms. I’m calling it now. That’s why CERN moved the antimatter across campus to flush it into the underworld system.