The free market will solve you

I remember we called it a hook.

The Wachowski Sisters made some great movies back in the day.

Bureaucracy at its finest

Give me a break

He was going to cure space cancer. Now space will be a cancer zone forevermore.

Someone ordered a Cleveland Steamer.

I like to say; i love being dramatic, but I’m not a fan of drama.

Oh, heard there was free beer tomorrow too!

What about The Last StarFighter?

Ya, but how’d he die?

This is a roll the DM should make. It’s better to not know a rolls number in a situation like this. Very few players can roll play and ignore meta information like knowing they crit failed. It’s more fun to play the character in ignorance of that knowledge. Only the outcome.

Only one cup, huh?

Thought it said guard dog and was very confused for a moment 😅

Skill issue?

Skill issue

DSTSB

Relatable

Besides, both of these are wrong. Everyone knows you must put them in order of denomination. Just because the nickle is physically obese does not mean it goes between a quarter and a dime.