I’m in this comic abd i don’t like it

Post more than your chest. It’s not the scammers. Believe me.

Youri

Is this loss?

Needs a gallon of water to answer a simple question and is burning civilization down as it does. Yup, that’s you’re AI girlfriend.

Like I’ve not been hopeful since about 2006

I got the first one. I assumed the second was making an unhoused joke. Tbe third had me completely scratching my head. So thanks.

Uncircumcised?

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Get outa here ya lock ness

Schrodingers multiple choice?

Shrek la Shrek?

Yes

Day! the Seize

Love this addition, thank you!

This almost gets it. Complements should be about choices.

Instead of saying, “you’re so pretty.” Try, “that color really brings out your sparkle.”

“You’re hair looks so amazing today, did you try a new product?” Not “You have pretty hair.”

By complimenting the decision you have given ownership of the praise to the decision maker and not whatever gods you think made us. My hair is pretty because i painfully take care of it. Not because I’m blessed. Complement a persons decisions rather than station.

They made my boy Holden into a shit bag for the show. Like total fuck stick. Book Holden is much more realistic.

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Awe.

Soft skin is not terror