

Bet your salads are amazing.


Bet your salads are amazing.


Well, at least they’re honest.
Oh, cool beans.


I don’t understand. Why is there a spider outline above her head?
Can someone eli5?
Sucking meat from the back… what the who?
You have bad friends.
If i texted my friends, any of them, that my plane just landed, they would reply with happiness and joy. Literally would have at least one “yay.”


Al is a sexy ass man. I’m with her.
I’m 42. Fuck that noise.
You know your allowed to write shit, right? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat. All cool here on lemmy.
Wow, i did not know having good shits was so prestigious.
Just ate taco bell today. Thats the fourth time this week I’ve eaten at taco bell. I have great solid shits. I’m so confused by the hate taco bell constantly gets.
Damn it! Why is Mimi so relatable?


I won’t even let my xbox online anymore. Afraid the next update will fuck it up.
Still don’t know him. Got to go pick up the kids. Don’t want them to loose their heads.


Why did they infantilize the Major? This feels like the feed the manga into ai and asked for an adhd cartoon. I hate it so much.
Wasn’t there an interview from like the 80s were he said if he ran for president he would run repub cause they were idiots and he could trick them easily?