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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

Get in my cup!

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Get in my cup!

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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  • justsomeguy@lemmy.world
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    I know two girls who’d be interested in this kind of science.

    • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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      now they can shit out of the cup

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        now McDonald’s can’t say the machine is broken

  • acargitz@lemmy.ca
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    Topologically: always have been.

    • Viceversa@lemmy.world
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      No, topologically there’s no such thing as “in a cup”.

      • Antares@fedinsfw.app
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        I often drink out of discs.why else would they call them saucers?

        • Viceversa@lemmy.world
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          Akcschually
          You drink from the top of a disc. Even if that is a saucer

          • Antares@fedinsfw.app
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            Oh I’m sorry, i didn’t realize your deficit. It must be difficult, a lifetime being unable to use the inside of an infinitely thin shell.

  • sicarius@lemmy.world
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    Sounds like Wonko’s Asylum

    • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      This was my first thought exactly. Adams was truly ahead of the curve.

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    My balls are in the microplastics.

    • bonesawmcl@lemmy.world
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      You inverted your balls?

      • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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        Careful! You’re pinching it infinitely tight.

        • bunnyBoy@pawb.social
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          It’s amazing how every now and again, some how, some way, that video finds its way back into my life.

    • FishFace@piefed.social
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      Are they in the pee too?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    But is it half empty or half full?

    • WereCat@lemmy.world
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      It’s halfway submerged

    • Antares@fedinsfw.app
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      It’s fully half, or no half?

  • Noite_Etion@lemmy.world
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    Ok Jaden Smith

    • hypeerror@sh.itjust.works
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      How can juice be real if cup isn’t real.

      • Noite_Etion@lemmy.world
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        We are the juice, always have been!

  • WereCat@lemmy.world
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    Now you need a cup letgoer in your car

  • hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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    If I do this with two cups and then stack them such that one cup is “inside” of the other, then the cup is inside of the cup that it is outside of.

    • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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      One of the sides vanishes, you’re left with only inside

      • Antares@fedinsfw.app
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        You’re reaching the limit of my patience.

  • Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml
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    Nestle is currently mobilizing their lawyers.

  • wador@lemmy.zip
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    Sometimes I put my underwear on inside out. I love the feeling of having the whole world in them.

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      He’s got the whole world
      In his pants

    • Synapse@lemmy.world
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      The whole world, except you.

  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    YOU UNDO THAT RIGHT NOW! I DO NOT CONSENT TO BE IN THE CUP!

  • nialv7@lemmy.world
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    but a cup doesn’t have an inside and an outside anyways. nothing is “in” the cup to begin with.

    • Otter@lemmy.ca
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      While I still don’t really understand it, topological equivalence?

      https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2625:_Field_Topology

  • hansolo@lemmy.today
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    Guys, we’re all in this together, OK?

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    deleted by creator

  • Tiral@lemmy.world
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    Fun fact. If you tell Alexa you got a present from your friend that’s a cup, but the opening is upside down. She can’t figure out you just have it upside down. They’ll tell you to try filling it upside down and it’s a trick cup ect.

    • Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      How can an opening be upside down? That doesn’t make any sense.

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