It was just one of many mechanisms they used to separate fools (i.e. conservatives) from their money. It was never going to materialize.

I hate this company with a passion.

I am visiting NYC right now and this is exactly the attitude I’ve observed.

Do I need Lemmy Gold to view this?

Quality post. GG.

Q: Are you with the CIA?
A: not at the moment but the CIA will inevitably replace me at some point.

Checks out.

I did not consent to this.

Corpos gonna corpo.

I’m fascinated how similar they are to each other in the lower right panel.

I want AI to do my chores not play my games.

I had the “I” and “L” mixed up on my keyboard for years after I did a thorough cleaning.

But, but over 3 billion devices run Java!

Our latest operating system will help protect you from everyone except me!

Having a kid can be selfish.

Current article title:

Steam Replay is live and notes only 14% “of playtime spent by all Steam users” was for 2025 releases

Hell yeah. 128 MB of it, courtesy of my wireless router.

Thinner until I can shave with this thing.

When you forget your plumbus at home.

I didn’t even read the title, haha. That wasn’t meant to be a correction but a suggestion that the frog dude get more fibre. I edited my original comment.

Get More Fiber.