Oh this one is real bad. Fantastic.

Thank you for not making this a literal shit post. It could easily have gone that way.

The facial expressions are fantastic. And of course it would be Pinkie.

I’m most excited for the explicit congestion notification and lazy preemption by default. Really bleeding edge kernel features.

It’s okay I installed FreeBSD the other day and it still crashes.

This is some damn good married life.

Extra credit for actual shit post.

They used to sell little turtles at the mall when I was growing up. I’m glad they don’t do that anymore. It seemed a little bit cruel.

Are you advertising for Mirage? You seem an bit obsessed with talking about it.

Just stack the new mattress on top of the old one. Problem solved.

But then you find out, and you learn, and we become better users for it.

You certainly can. I think part of this perception comes from this idea that you’re stuck with the same desktop environment or utilities that came with the system, whereas on Linux you can completely reinstall things you didn’t even know were options from the Windows World.

For example, I can run Gnome and use the KDE connect application if I want to.

To some users, if the system doesn’t recommend the use case or hold your hand through it, they confuse that with being impossible.

I CAN EAT THESE!

It’s an accurate name. The company has explicitly told us that they are a slop-first cloud company.

But the PM said it has to be this tall.

I hate AI. I’ll take an amateur photo or drawing before something generated by a robot every time.

And now for your local on the 8s.

Halfway there, anon. They were playing you on both sides the whole time.

1. Shift blame to you for corporate pollution, the main source of pollution (as opposed to residential), by promoting recycling programs instead of actually addressing the root of problem where we manufacture waste. Direct your anger inward into guilt. Save money corpo dollars here!
2. Sell you built-for-the-trash garbage. Make money here by taking your money.
3. Sell it to you again when it breaks and you can’t fix it. Make even more money!
4. ???
5. Profit even more because markets are irrational?

Woof that RAM is likely out of my price range.

This is what I call junk open source. They use the open source label, but it’s not really open source in spirit. The license is restrictive and I’d recommend against using any such software in favor of something that’s actually, properly open source. If you’re bothering to self host, I feel like this freedom is important to most users.

Also, I think this is an advertisement and should be removed.

Yes but like actually solve the problem, or solve it the Boeing way?