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Splashing out on your first date

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

When he knows exactly how to spoil you

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“Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn’t flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That’s like going out there with a loaded gun!” are words to live by.
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  Sometimes you don’t even want to go on the date after post-nut clarity kicks in and you can save some money by just canceling.
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