- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
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‘Jesus is coming’ he yells as two thousand years of edging turns it into a sticky extinction event.
Enki jizzed the river of life. Jesus will jizz the river of death.
thick greasy ropes of disease and decay
The USA is really an odd place.
It’s the Bad Place
you’re right. Let’s not go there.
Am in the US. Can confirm. Do not come here.
– Frost
you are what you eat, right?
well i ate some jesus once, according to that church.
worship me
reverse communion
All the bread becomes his body. Like the giant marshmallow man in ghostbusters. And then consumes us all.
Once we die out new specie will probably gain intelligence roughly on par with us and they will probably be able to create mythologies sourunding us.
“There were once big hairless monkey wizards and they were doing literal magic!”
They will probably assume they are Jesus.
