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minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·23 天前Bad news. My doom scroll is contagious
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·23 天前and it’s spread by farts. what the hell dude
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·22 天前“what the hell dude” croaked the HeyThisIsntTheYMCA. “Now we shall both die! Why did you fart on me?” “I could not help it,” said the Fartographer, as they both sank beneath the post feed. “It is my nature.”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 天前“lol get rekt, smell my brand” cried Fartographer in victory “if I’m going down I’m bringing you with me”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·22 天前You? This is my self portrait!
HOLY SHIT I’M CURED
Bad news. My doom scroll is contagious
and it’s spread by farts. what the hell dude
“what the hell dude” croaked the HeyThisIsntTheYMCA. “Now we shall both die! Why did you fart on me?”
“I could not help it,” said the Fartographer, as they both sank beneath the post feed. “It is my nature.”
“lol get rekt, smell my brand” cried Fartographer in victory
“if I’m going down I’m bringing you with me”
Yikes! How’d you find a video of me?!
You? This is my self portrait!
OH SHIT