• youmaynotknow@lemmy.zip
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    2 days ago

    “Innocent children”? Do you have children? Because mine are assholes whose only purpose is to constantly terrorize me and keep me poor. 🤣

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      1 day ago

      They are too sensitive on here for jokes like that. Even the word truck or BANG scares them.

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        23 hours ago

        That’s between them and their therapists. It’s even funnier for me because my kids and I (even my wife to a lesser degree) joke around in every conceivable way, bad, good and everything in between, and that’s just how we roll in our family. My kids love it, evidently, me too. I imagine how many people are butthurt by that right now, and can’t stop laughing when I think the images they must have of me in their heads without ever having crossed a word with me.

        Let them downvote me to hell, have some overly-delicate mod delete the post, or even ban me (no idea if that’s even a thing here). It won’t change anything.

        We’re doomed as humans if all there is ‘I’m offended’ time anyone says anything. It used to be that everything was a joke, now they are the jokes. So sad.