I don’t want to “probably” be fine. I don’t want to roll a D20 when I eat chicken and I get salmonella if I roll a 1. And why is your chicken so clean anyway that you can get to “probably”? Because of a ton of laws and regulations mandating cleanliness in the processing plants.

Conservatives are measurably dying at slightly higher rates because they have stupid beliefs and believe lies about things like drinking raw milk.