FIFA, “I’m worried that this contract might be ethical.”
Ethics Committee, “If you look over here, that’s a conflict of interest, oh and this here is clearly a bribe. Oh and this part is anti-competitive practice, everything looks in order, you’re good to go!”
FIFA, “Great! But do you think we are paying the children too much to make our merch?”
FIFA, “I’m worried that this contract might be ethical.”
Ethics Committee, “If you look over here, that’s a conflict of interest, oh and this here is clearly a bribe. Oh and this part is anti-competitive practice, everything looks in order, you’re good to go!”
FIFA, “Great! But do you think we are paying the children too much to make our merch?”
Ethics Committee: “What? You’re paying them? Ugh. We need to have a talk.”
Well, we paid FOR them. It’s called depreciation. And there’s maintenance fees.
They’re being paid in experience!