• Eh-I@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    I like saying, “If you ever feel useless, just remember that somebody is installing turn signals at the BMW factory.”

  • Ariselas@piefed.ca
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    10 hours ago

    FIFA, “I’m worried that this contract might be ethical.”
    Ethics Committee, “If you look over here, that’s a conflict of interest, oh and this here is clearly a bribe. Oh and this part is anti-competitive practice, everything looks in order, you’re good to go!”
    FIFA, “Great! But do you think we are paying the children too much to make our merch?”

  • pedrobear@altgag.net
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    10 hours ago

    The professional sports world is rotten to the core. Basketball not counting travelling, baseball and steroids (looking at you, Bonds), football and diving since almost forever. But I must say this case, even if I don’t follow sports, is outrageous. So because a president of a country had a temper tantrum they decided to revoque the referee’s decision? Utterly ridiculous