How does one get an assload of beans? Is there some specialized bean-to-ass apparatus I’d need to facilitate the transferral of legumes into my anal cavity, or is it just a matter of honing one’s pouring technique to minimize the amount of beans spilt on their cheeks. For that matter, are there any health benefits gained from loading an ass with beans, or does it have more of a psychosomatic effect that can vary between individuals?
Who needs an assload of beans? I’m going to assume that you’re new to Lemmy and have somehow bypassed the bean verification.
How does one get an assload of beans? Is there some specialized bean-to-ass apparatus I’d need to facilitate the transferral of legumes into my anal cavity, or is it just a matter of honing one’s pouring technique to minimize the amount of beans spilt on their cheeks. For that matter, are there any health benefits gained from loading an ass with beans, or does it have more of a psychosomatic effect that can vary between individuals?
Please don’t bring that back. I already had enough beans for life.