Well, that was fluffy science reporting if ever I’ve seen in a long while, right up there with spaghetti grows on trees.

No mention of eaves, of double glazing, insulation in the walls, shade cloth, natural foliage, colours, types of paint, roofing materials, or anything else worth investigating.

Instead we’re reporting on a University that installed an awning, a black one at that, on a house and put heat boxes, fancy word for egg incubator I’m guessing, to simulate human heat, rather than actual humans who might live there.

Is this the Assumed Intelligence future we have to look forward to?