• TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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    1 hour ago

    Gonna egde myself to anime chicks for a few hours tonight. Hoping to go at least four hours, but will definitely go more than two. Gonna blast ropes over my shoulder and splatter the cum-wall behind me.

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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      1 hour ago

      No, I want to edge to your ex wife abusing you. Nothing gets me hotter than a miserable middle aged woman resenting the men in her life as worthless pieces of shit.

      • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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        55 minutes ago

        Sorry to bust your fantasy, but we never even married! Shes now a miserable middle aged woman with some other sorry son of a bitch :) Meanwhile I happily fap to hentai in my own house that I own after eating avocado toast for breakfast.