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Pop it
spoiler
With a hair straightener.
Set up a tiktok livestream
Tell people the corn is just about to pop
People donate yachts to make the corn pop faster(???)
Now I’ve got 2 corns.
One corn kernel can be eaten an infinite number of times
There’s a corn shortage?
But what about my crippling corn addiction?
No need for a kernel panic, the situation is under corntrol.
The internet is for corn
Why you think the 'net was born? Corn, corn, corn.
Everyone’s a little bit maysist
Bullshit. I’m an American, do you know how much corn we have?
Give a man a corn and he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man to corn and you will feed him for a lifetime.
No corncerns…
Soy loco por los cornball
Artificial scarcity
There’s a colonel of truth to this
More like a brigadier general of truth.
I don’t like this post. I find it a bit corny.
It has been beefed up 1+ kernel higher than last week’s corn ration
I will savor its germ
Meanwhile some billionaire is having a whole cob right now.
