LibreTechni.ca
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
cm0002 to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 hour ago

Paid shitposting

lemmy.ml

message-square
6
fedilink
45

Paid shitposting

lemmy.ml

cm0002 to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 hour ago
message-square
6
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • OhmsLawn@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    1 hour ago

    Thanks, but I always try to shit on company time.

    • Ariselas@piefed.ca
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      1 hour ago

      Once upon a time I would have agreed with you, but the sandpaper they call TP at work isn’t worth it.

      • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        1 hour ago

        That’s why you use the smooth toilet seat in protest. Solves the problem real quick.

      • [deleted]@piefed.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        46 minutes ago

        The third best part of work from home is using my preferred toilet paper.

        First is not needing to commute.

        Second is not needing to dress up.

      • Bobby Two Times @sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        28 minutes ago

        At work, we call the TP “John Wayne”, as it is tough and doesn’t take shit from anyone.

  • PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    edit-2
    40 minutes ago

    If you spend 40min a day in the company’s bathroom, you get a full-month pay for shitting in a year.

The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com

TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Welcome to The Shitpost Office

Shitposts processed from 9 to 5, with occasional overtime on weekends.

Rule 1: Be Civil, Not Sinister

Treat others like fellow employees, not enemies in the breakroom.

  • No harassment, dogpiling, or brigading
  • No bigotry (transphobia, racism, sexism, etc.)
  • Respect people’s time and space. We’re here to laugh, not to loathe
Rule 2: No Prohibited Postage

Some packages are simply undeliverable. That means:

  • No spam or scams
  • No porn or sexually explicit content
  • No illegal content
  • NSFW content must be properly tagged

If you see anything that violates these rules, please report it so we can return it to sender. Otherwise? Have fun, be silly, and enjoy the chaos. The office runs best when everyone’s laughing… or retching over the stench, at least.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 30 users / day
  • 294 users / week
  • 1.79K users / month
  • 5.9K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 1.14K subscribers
  • 1.09K Posts
  • 3.84K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
  • BE: 0.19.5
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org