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minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up83·1 day agoIf I found out my husband destroyed a flock camera I’d fuck him three times harder than I normally do.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·19 hours agoI’m going to pretend that you’re my wife and go buy a laser
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·1 day agoFuck, I can only get so wet in the morning… blowjobs for days!
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·24 hours agoHusband comes back in the early morning, five slayn cameras on a string worn as a crude, tribal necklace. Oil and sweat in his face. He grunts. Knowing he did a good night’s work.
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·23 hours ago“Babe, wake up, new erotica just dropped!”
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·23 hours agoVery much like a Hobbit was unexpected as the finder of the One Ring, Flock cameras were very unexpected as the matter of late stage capitalism erotica. But if it works, it’s not stupid.
If I found out my husband destroyed a flock camera I’d fuck him three times harder than I normally do.
I’m going to pretend that you’re my wife and go buy a laser
What would you do if he destroyed 2?
Fuck, I can only get so wet in the morning… blowjobs for days!
Husband comes back in the early morning, five slayn cameras on a string worn as a crude, tribal necklace. Oil and sweat in his face.
He grunts. Knowing he did a good night’s work.
“Babe, wake up, new erotica just dropped!”
Very much like a Hobbit was unexpected as the finder of the One Ring, Flock cameras were very unexpected as the matter of late stage capitalism erotica. But if it works, it’s not stupid.
Nice.