• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    “The starter kit for linux comes with these thigh high socks, cat ears hair band, star trek TNG season 7 uniform, and your choice of corn, beans, or moths for some reason”

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            In this time, the most precious substance in the Universe is baked beans. Baked beans extend life. Baked beans expand consciousness. Baked beans are vital to space travel. The Spacing Guild and its navigators, who the beans have mutated over four-thousand years, use the orange bean juice, which gives them the ability to fold space. That is, travel to any part of the Universe without moving.