“Then what’s down, Doc?”
“Your metabolism, your hair, your libido, and probably your patience too.”
“Your nipples, your balls, your belly button.”
“OOOOOOOOOOOOH, I’M DYIN’!”
“At this rate, I wouldn’t label that an impossibility.”
I think it would work better if the first panel were Bugs instead of the doctor.
How the other Looney characters aged…
🔸Speedy Gonzales - still fast, but only in swearing.
🔸Porky Pig - Enjoying the modern marvels of texting, email, and dark web chatrooms.
🔸Foghorn Leghorn - plays an in-character tour guide at one of the many historic plantation homes in Biluxby, Tennessee.
🔸Elmer Fudd - A while wrote firearms legislation matters for the state of Texas. But retired to Canada. Had never heard of moose before. Last seen in deep Arctic Circle wilderness near Yellowknife, fully speaking Inuit, living his best life.





