• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    7 hours ago

    Many a time I took a woman wearing yoga pants home and was very disappointed when they came off.

    Like I still got laid but it’s false advertising.

    Maybe I should walk around with a pair of socks in my crotch.

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      7 hours ago

      Not the same - they “sculpted” what they actually had, while stuffing your pants (nice admission of inadequacy, BTW) is flat out lying about how much is in there.

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        6 hours ago

        So not socks. But I should have a harness that keeps me at my full erect length at all times. And that pushes my balls up so my pencil dick looks thicker. That’s much better, right?

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          6 hours ago

          If that’s your big concern & preferred solution, have at it. Would be amusing to see the reaction you get, tho.

          Personally, I’d just leave it. It ain’t the size that matters, but many guys are stuck on it anyway.