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NahMarcas@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Hot leaf juice

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Hot leaf juice

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NahMarcas@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know how to switch accounts and fucked up my wife’s entire persona she was building by commenting under her account. Instead of deleting the comments when I realised my mistake, I instead just switched accounts and left those comments there for her to find when she woke up. I claim to have planned to go back to delete them, but instead I was just gonna completely forget about them.

    I am so smart 🤓

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Thankfully I’ve built up an immunity to iocane powder.

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    This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

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      Uncle, all tea is hot leaf juice.

      • danekrae@lemmy.world
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        How could a member of my own server say something so horrible!

      • TallonMetroid@lemmy.world
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        Betrayal! From my own nephew!

  • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    I want this mug.

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      I found it for sale here but international shipping is pretty expensive and it’s located in, I’m assuming, the US. And I’m not.

      • Matt The Horwood@lemmy.horwood.cloud
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        https://lespiaules.com/product/vintage-delectable-tea-or-deadly-poison-master-simple-black-mug/

        This any better?

        • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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          It looks to be slightly more, but the price includes VAT already and it won’t have to go through customs which can be annoying, so it might be a better deal after all

  • Dryad@lemmy.world
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    “Cause one is poison and one is a snack!”

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    Is that a childs hand or is the mug far too big?

    • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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      The link says the mug is 11 ounces.

      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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        How much is that in liters?

        • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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          You might want to consider buying some sort of electronic device that connects you to the ‘worldwidespiderweb.’

          The ‘worldwidespiderweb’ is a network of difference engines that allow anyone to access vast amounts of information.

          I just used it, and found the answer to your question.

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            • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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              So, instead of using the interwebs to learn something, you use it to try and make me feel bad.

              I feel pretty good, seeing that I was right about the way you think.

              Thanks for proving me right.

              • danekrae@lemmy.world
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                So, instead of using the interwebs to learn something, you use it to try and make me feel bad.

                You might want to consider buying some sort of electronic device that connects you to the ‘worldwidespiderweb.’

                The ‘worldwidespiderweb’ is a network of difference engines that allow anyone to access vast amounts of information.

                I just used it, and found the answer to your question.

                Have you heard of something called irony?

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                  Yes I have.

                  If you need me to explain it to you, I’ll direct you to a ‘search engine’ called AskJeeves.

                  It doesn’t cost much, and once someone shows you how to use it you can find out for yourself.

              • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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                that I was right about the way you think.

                No, you are not. You’re only missing a few soci(et)al clues. Not that this makes you a retard, sorry about that.

                It was also a hint to please spare the whole rest of the world looking it up by doing the calculation once.

                • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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                  tl, dr

        • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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          About a third.

      • NahMarcas@lemmy.mlOP
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        When I drink the 11 ounce, I’ll stop breathing

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          'Delectable Tea…Or Deadly Poison?"

          Apparently, in your case, it’s both.

          • NahMarcas@lemmy.mlOP
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            7 hours, now I get it XD

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    inconceivable !

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    In this pose, Iroh lookin like Andross’ origin story

    In an alternate timeline, the tea is a poison but he drinks it anyway

    And now he’s a mad brain pilot fascist trying to take over the animal universe

    “Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!”

    “Uncle, you’re not making any sense!”

  • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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    Una coca de piña, o miados de vagabundo.

    • NahMarcas@lemmy.mlOP
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      Esa limonada caliente

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