WAKEY WAKEY FUCK FACES!! YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THE ALERTS? FUCK NO! THE MOM HAS A BLACK TOP ON I GUESS SO GOOD LUCK GETTING BACK TO SLEEP, IDIOTS.
A DISGRUNTLED MOTHER HAS ABDUCTED HER 4 YEAR OLD FROM THE DAD WHO PRESUMABLY HAS CUSTODY RIGHT NOW. THIS HAPPENED 8 HOURS AWAY FROM YOU IF YOU DRIVE LIKE AN ABSOLUTE MANIAC. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE MOST GENERIC VEHICLE AND PERSON DESCRIPTION POSSIBLE, WITH THE MINOR CHANGE THAT THE MOTHER HAS A BLACK TOP (WHATEVER THE FUCK THATS SUPPOSED TO DO FOR THE GENERIC DESCRIPTION.) HERES A PLATE NUMBER YOU WONT REMEMBER. WE’LL BE SURE TO UPDATE YOU WITH ANOTHER EARGESPLITTEN ALERT WHEN ONE SMALL DETAIL CHANGES ABOUT THE MOTHERS CURRENT CLOTHING. THANK YOU. ALL 12 MILLION OF YOU CAN GO BACK TO SLEEP NOW.
A DISGRUNTLED MOTHER HAS ABDUCTED HER 4 YEAR OLD FROM THE DAD WHO PRESUMABLY HAS CUSTODY RIGHT NOW. THIS HAPPENED 8 HOURS AWAY FROM YOU IF YOU DRIVE LIKE AN ABSOLUTE MANIAC. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE MOST GENERIC VEHICLE AND PERSON DESCRIPTION POSSIBLE, WITH THE MINOR CHANGE THAT THE MOTHER HAS A BLACK TOP (WHATEVER THE FUCK THATS SUPPOSED TO DO FOR THE GENERIC DESCRIPTION.) THE CHILD HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS <Generic_child#30200819> HERES A PLATE NUMBER YOU WONT REMEMBER. WE’LL BE SURE TO UPDATE YOU WITH ANOTHER EARGESPLITTEN ALERT WHEN ONE SMALL DETAIL CHANGES ABOUT THE MOTHERS CURRENT CLOTHING. THANK YOU. ALL 12 MILLION OF YOU CAN GO BACK TO SLEEP NOW.
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WAKEY WAKEY FUCK FACES!! YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THE ALERTS? FUCK NO! THE MOM HAS A BLACK TOP ON I GUESS SO GOOD LUCK GETTING BACK TO SLEEP, IDIOTS.
A DISGRUNTLED MOTHER HAS ABDUCTED HER 4 YEAR OLD FROM THE DAD WHO PRESUMABLY HAS CUSTODY RIGHT NOW. THIS HAPPENED 8 HOURS AWAY FROM YOU IF YOU DRIVE LIKE AN ABSOLUTE MANIAC. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE MOST GENERIC VEHICLE AND PERSON DESCRIPTION POSSIBLE, WITH THE MINOR CHANGE THAT THE MOTHER HAS A BLACK TOP (WHATEVER THE FUCK THATS SUPPOSED TO DO FOR THE GENERIC DESCRIPTION.) HERES A PLATE NUMBER YOU WONT REMEMBER. WE’LL BE SURE TO UPDATE YOU WITH ANOTHER EARGESPLITTEN ALERT WHEN ONE SMALL DETAIL CHANGES ABOUT THE MOTHERS CURRENT CLOTHING. THANK YOU. ALL 12 MILLION OF YOU CAN GO BACK TO SLEEP NOW.
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A DISGRUNTLED MOTHER HAS ABDUCTED HER 4 YEAR OLD FROM THE DAD WHO PRESUMABLY HAS CUSTODY RIGHT NOW. THIS HAPPENED 8 HOURS AWAY FROM YOU IF YOU DRIVE LIKE AN ABSOLUTE MANIAC. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE MOST GENERIC VEHICLE AND PERSON DESCRIPTION POSSIBLE, WITH THE MINOR CHANGE THAT THE MOTHER HAS A BLACK TOP (WHATEVER THE FUCK THATS SUPPOSED TO DO FOR THE GENERIC DESCRIPTION.) THE CHILD HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS <Generic_child#30200819> HERES A PLATE NUMBER YOU WONT REMEMBER. WE’LL BE SURE TO UPDATE YOU WITH ANOTHER EARGESPLITTEN ALERT WHEN ONE SMALL DETAIL CHANGES ABOUT THE MOTHERS CURRENT CLOTHING. THANK YOU. ALL 12 MILLION OF YOU CAN GO BACK TO SLEEP NOW.