• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    12 hours ago

    … this has to be shopped, right?

    He can’t actually be a eunuch, right?

    I’d make more displacement than that while unconscious and not dreaming, in a blizzard…

    Arbys called. Where’s the meat?

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      11 hours ago

      Yeah I think this is photoshopped actually. Can’t be real. Women have bigger bulges than this.

      You can tuck in your dick and you can tuck in your balls, but you can’t tuck all three of them in at the same time.

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        6 hours ago

        Yeah I agree with you, this just actually does not make sense unless he’s a Ken Doll.

        Bro literally has no balls.

        Yeah, you can tuck, or maybe have a micropeen … but he would have had to actually lose his balls, which is simply too on the nose insane for me to entertain for the serial rapist king of the manopshere.

        And also yeah… any… basically woman that’s actually a woman, that’s gone through puberty, would also have more of a bulge than this.

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        9 hours ago

        The testicles actually go up into your body when tucked properly. So there’s room for sure.