Opened AliExpress today and it greeted me with a promo for this face massager

  • dbtng@eviltoast.org
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    3 days ago

    Well, this is sufficiently ridiculous to post … but I must admit I don’t entirely understand it.
    Sure, there’s a reference to sucking cock here. Got that.
    But what is the device supposed to do? And why does it give you sideburns?

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      1 day ago

      the meme is that, for some weird reason, Aliexpress is constantly pushing this product to the top of its homepage

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      3 days ago

      It’s supposed to be a training device for your facial muscles. I’m not sure how you use it but it’s supposed to tone your face.