slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 天前three cheers for fate!lemmy.caimagemessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up1664
arrow-up1664imagethree cheers for fate!lemmy.caslothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 天前message-square89fedilink
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up25·23 天前What’s up with the guy on the right? I don’t know who that is.
minus-squareyopyop@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up113·edit-223 天前Luigi Mangione. I don’t know why he’s there, this guy did nothing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
minus-squaremanualoverride@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up71·23 天前Right! All he did was enjoy a meal, a succulent McDonalds meal.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·23 天前Then some cops showed up, and he yelled “THIS MAN TOUCHED MY PENIS!”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·22 天前Yeah and what sin did the submarine commit?
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·22 天前That submarine is a Goddamned saint!
minus-squareIoughttamow@fedia.iocakelinkfedilinkarrow-up37·23 天前Some guy I saw in Hawaii on 2024-12-04
minus-squaremanualoverride@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·23 天前That is our lord and saviour Luigi, looking ripped.
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up21·23 天前I’m jealous. Not because he’s ripped (which is cool too) but because he can walk around without a shirt and not having a bazillion mosquitos harvesting his blood.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·23 天前takes your shirt off, and begins sucking on your nipple What? Oh, this? No. I’m not sucking your blood. This is a whole other thing. Just go with it… continues sucking nipple
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·22 天前I’ve got nipples, Greg. Could you suck me?
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·23 天前Luigi Mangione, the alleged killer of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
minus-square∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·23 天前Alleged ‘denier of not having bullets in his chest’ actually
What’s up with the guy on the right? I don’t know who that is.
Luigi Mangione. I don’t know why he’s there, this guy did nothing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Right! All he did was enjoy a meal, a succulent McDonalds meal.
Then some cops showed up, and he yelled “THIS MAN TOUCHED MY PENIS!”
GENTLEMAN!
Truly DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!
Yeah and what sin did the submarine commit?
That submarine is a Goddamned saint!
Some guy I saw in Hawaii on 2024-12-04
That is our lord and saviour Luigi, looking ripped.
I’m jealous. Not because he’s ripped (which is cool too) but because he can walk around without a shirt and not having a bazillion mosquitos harvesting his blood.
takes your shirt off, and begins sucking on your nipple
What? Oh, this? No. I’m not sucking your blood. This is a whole other thing. Just go with it…
continues sucking nipple
I’ve got nipples, Greg. Could you suck me?
Luigi Mangione, the alleged killer of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
Alleged ‘denier of not having bullets in his chest’ actually
Those are orcas