cannedtuna@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoNeeds some cobwebs to hide the plastic appearancelemmy.worldimagemessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1655
arrow-up1655imageNeeds some cobwebs to hide the plastic appearancelemmy.worldcannedtuna@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square59fedilink
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoWhy not just hide the actual remains there?
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoBecause then I’d have to go back to that one oak tree next to the dried-up riverbed to retrieve them.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoGotta keep the investigators guessing with fake decoy remains. Just wait until they find the one buried underneath the garden shed – guess what, also plastic!
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoYou’ve put a hilarious image in my head.
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoThe actual remains are in the spike pit.
Why not just hide the actual remains there?
Because then I’d have to go back to that one oak tree next to the dried-up riverbed to retrieve them.
Gotta keep the investigators guessing with fake decoy remains.
Just wait until they find the one buried underneath the garden shed – guess what, also plastic!
You’ve put a hilarious image in my head.
Found Elaine Chao
The actual remains are in the spike pit.