Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 day agoPOV: you're caught laying on the floor too longslrpnk.netimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1447
arrow-up1447imagePOV: you're caught laying on the floor too longslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 day agomessage-square6fedilink
minus-squareMacAttak8@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 day agoWhy else would cats put up with us all these millennia? It’s because they crave the long pork above all else.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoI gave your mother’s 🐱 the long pork that it’s been craving last nite bb
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·21 hours agoShe’s dead, Jim. You fucking freak. Go bury her, with clothes on this time.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-215 hours agoYou bury her, you freaking fuck. You’re the one with a backhoe. i had to dig her up with a track shovel.
Why else would cats put up with us all these millennia? It’s because they crave the long pork above all else.
I gave your mother’s 🐱 the long pork that it’s been craving last nite bb
She’s dead, Jim. You fucking freak. Go bury her, with clothes on this time.
You bury her, you freaking fuck. You’re the one with a backhoe. i had to dig her up with a track shovel.