• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 hours ago

    HR are professional gaslighters, that is literally their job.

    Human Resources.

    You, the human, a resource, for a company.

    Their job is to manage and modify your behavior, as a resource, cattle with feelings.

    …they are literally professional gaslighters.

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        5 hours ago

        I am writing to you today to inform you that I do not care.

        Have a great day! =D

        • When we all sing together, we sing in harmony
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          5 hours ago

          Hello sp3ctr4l,

          We do not appreciate your tone as it doesn’t fit in our culture of respecting and hailing to corporate.

          We will be writing you up for insubordination, violating our respect in the work place policy, and poor performance.

          Here is your improvement action report.

          Regards,

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            4 hours ago

            I hope this message finds you well,

            … as that would be quite something, given that your office apparently … burst into flames, not too long ago?

            You ok?

            As per our previous emails, I’ll be reporting that to the city fire marshall as well, as you really would think a sprinkler system of some kind would have tiggered.

            I’m sure you don’t still keep that pannini press in your office, so my only guess would be some kind of electrical outlet or breaker is not up to code.

            Anyway, I’ll look over the IAR when I get back from the vacation I am currently on.