If I’m talking to the skirt next to me at the urinal, its for wardrobe tips, where to get high heels and dresses that fit, and also to put other chatty dudes in their place. Because seriously, who actually wants to hold a conversation at a urinal? Old perverts like me, only worse.

Do I care if they have a dick or are using a funnel? Also no, because I realize none of it is my business until they tell me otherwise.

All that said, I’m fully aware that trying to use a urinal in women’s wear is a pain. If you’re encountering them and they bother you, ya done fucked-up by going out of your way to find it in the first place. Going out of one’s way to cast shade at unicorns…