Ah, see, this is unnecessary! All you have to do is pull the same kind of trick that rich people do - use the documentation of the money as collateral and take out a loan or line of credit against it. Take out a big enough loan, reinvest some of it (in your own company, before news of the massive deal goes public) and profit.
Ah, see, this is unnecessary! All you have to do is pull the same kind of trick that rich people do - use the documentation of the money as collateral and take out a loan or line of credit against it. Take out a big enough loan, reinvest some of it (in your own company, before news of the massive deal goes public) and profit.
Nah, that sounds an awful lot like work. I’m just going to take the cash and fuck off to into the woods somewhere.