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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

he was embarrassed, i was surprised but flattered

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he was embarrassed, i was surprised but flattered

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  • SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    „Making out“

    „Nothing physical“

    I mean…

  • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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    Photoshopped four-panel illustrated comic. Panel 1: two people's feet with the caption "We were walking side by side..." Panel 2: two hands touching back to back with the caption "We were shy and clumsy." Panel 3: a shyly smiling man with the caption, "But then you told me..." and a dialogue bubble in which someone has obviously photoshopped in the text "I just shidded and farded and camed my pants." Panel 4: a contentedly smiling woman and the caption "And I knew everything would be alright."

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    glad the trip to Seoul is going swimmingly Violet

    keep us posted

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      i also already made some local female friends and they’re taking me to a jjimjilbang😌

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        TIL Jjimjilbang […] are bathhouses in South Korea

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        It’s a really nice experience to go with friends :-)

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    he apologized and said he hasn’t had any action in a while, got overly excited, and finds me too hot🤯

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      Mans sounds sexually oppressed I think you should unshackle him

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        She said Korean

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        The whole culture seems sexually repressed, if you look at it. The internet loves to joke about holding hands being the culmination of porn, but it feels like they treat anything beyond touching hands as sexual

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      Hope you checked how big the load was 🤭

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    I need to figure out this mental makeouts technique you have and use it on my wife. She’s across the room right now and she currently suspects nothing. Any tips?

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      Do the dishes, instant panty dropper.

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        My panty suspenders just went sproing

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    Once I made a male cum with just my leg

    He was dog tho

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      I think the dog did it to himself.

      Like we had this outside stray. It, uh, really liked this blanket we left out in a bin for him to sleep in. Kept fucking that damn blanket.

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    This is shitpost not cumpost. Get it together.

    /s

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      Come on now… OP put the nationality in there

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    Glad youre enjoying life violet 💀

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    It’s all in the mind lol

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    How are the Korean classes going?

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      great

      lots of fun

      started yesterday & i have them in the morning

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    That is so me (i’m not korean or dad aged)

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    It’s happened to cum’st of us

    don’t judge

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    Always happy to see that you’re having a good time, violet

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    Sounds like a fun time tbh

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    TheLonelyIsland made a song about this.

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