Pokemon Rival never gets a polite name either right? Right.

Here. Have some more pixels.

Not a lot more, but the text is a bit more legible.

Years ago I replayed Twilight Princess and I named Link “bitch” and Epona “my ass”. It paid off in the first ten minutes when you find Ilia washing the horse and she said, “Hey bitch, I’ve just finished washing my ass for you.” Of course the rest of the game was hilarious when everyone was calling Link a bitch

I named my Wind Waker Link lil mans. It kinda ruined the scene where Grandma gives you the shield lol

My favorite is DAMMIT!

Mah boi.

I like to go with “Big Sexy”.