You’re getting sharks in the fields? I’m getting bald eagles - Murica!

September will be fine tho but don’t quote me on this
A google street view of Charlotte, North CarolinaThose are just Australian Land Shark…
Nah, that’s AI. If this were really Australia, it would be upside down, obviously.
AI: Australia Inverted
I used to deadpan joke to junior field staff to watch out for the Boreal fen sharks. I would carry that joke as far as I could seeing how long they would believe it.
For the record the mythical boreal den shark lives in the wettest, shittiest part of the fen, where you have at best an island of peat the size of your boot to stand on. One step in any direction lands you in 80 cm of water, and an overtopped boot.
Do you actually know what Australia is?
An open air prison? An English accent? A type of snake?
Do you know what a joke is?
Do you need an answer?
Do you need a hug?
I could use a hug
drive-by-hugs
Have a great day!
Nope
Do you both need to get a room?
Do you know a place?
Street Sharks?
Oh no my brother. That was May.
We are now dealing with
Wheat sharks.
Street sharks was a dope show
Biker mice from mars was also sick af
Went through a whole phase where I drew biker mice from Mars. It’s not weird, something like 8% of kids do this.
Capitalizing on TMNT.
Also, Vin Diesel did a toy commercial for it
Dun dun…
Dun dun…
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun…
my entire state is burning
Sea dogs! We finally domesticated them!
I remember first seeing this 6 summers ago 🫥








