You can make one million dollars and never pay taxes! All it takes are these two simple words: “I forgot”. That’s right! And it works for other things as well: “I forgot armed robbery was illegal.” - Steve Martin
I feel good tonight. I finally got something I always wanted and that’s important. It really is. I finally got some hostages. And I’m gonna blow 'em up at midnight! Unless, of course, I get my three demands: A hundred thousand in cash; getaway car; and I want the letter M stricken from the English language. See, you have to make one crazy demand, that way, if you get caught, you can plead insanity. … Ha! Getaway car.
You can make one million dollars and never pay taxes! All it takes are these two simple words: “I forgot”. That’s right! And it works for other things as well: “I forgot armed robbery was illegal.” - Steve Martin
Steve gives the best crime advice.