• clifmo@programming.dev
    5·
    6 hours ago

    So, this is a popular political talking point that happens to be nonsense. It’s only a “meme” because someone put it on a picture and posted it here.

  • Tattorack@lemmy.world
    2·
    5 hours ago

    The only reason why there would be gun free zones is if there is a gun problem requiring gun free zones.

    Remove guns and you remove the need for gun free zones.

    Make sure your society doesn’t contribute to mental health problems too and you pretty much have eliminated both the access to weapons and the conditions under which a person would want to start pointing one at people.

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish
    9·
    23 hours ago

    You can make one million dollars and never pay taxes! All it takes are these two simple words: “I forgot”. That’s right! And it works for other things as well: “I forgot armed robbery was illegal.” - Steve Martin

    • tmyakal@infosec.pub
      2·
      52 minutes ago

      I feel good tonight. I finally got something I always wanted and that’s important. It really is. I finally got some hostages. And I’m gonna blow 'em up at midnight! Unless, of course, I get my three demands: A hundred thousand in cash; getaway car; and I want the letter M stricken from the English language. See, you have to make one crazy demand, that way, if you get caught, you can plead insanity. … Ha! Getaway car.

      Steve gives the best crime advice.

  • Maki@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    26·
    1 day ago

    “That’s no gun. Now, if you’d come at me with S-Mart’s top of the line twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington from the sporting goods department, that would be different. Made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, retailing for $109.95 with a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger, it is the only gun I would carry. That’s right… shop smart: shop S-Mart… YA GOT THAT?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates even thinks about aiming their pea shooter at me…” – Ash

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
    14·
    2 days ago

    Man, you people need to learn how to meme…

    This is an ARM free zone, you’re not allowed to have arms…

    How the fuck you gonna have hands if you don’t have arms? Duh…

    Edit: Yes I’m an idiot, but I don’t type in WASD…

        • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          1·
          16 hours ago

          I dont think she’s old enough to be affected by thalidomide, it was discontinued from use in the 60’s

          Edit: I did a quick search and it turns out i am wrong. it was removed from Europe on the 60’s bit is still in use today for some treatments. But with the known affect on developing fetuses, it’s probably not used much (or at all) in pregnant women.

    • PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.socialEnglish
      9·
      1 day ago

      A buddy of mine told me a story from his Coast Guard days where one of his friends’ daughters was getting picked up for a date, so her dad was sitting at the kitchen table doing the stereotypical scary-dad gun cleaning thing. Well, the date walks in, looks at the dad, and goes “got a set for a 9mm?” And proceeds to sit down and start cleaning his own gun with his date’s dad.

      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        6 hours ago

        And proceeds to sit down and start cleaning his own gun with his date’s dad.

        Love to send my little girl off on her first night out with some chode packing heat. What could go wrong?