Forester@pawb.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours agoA cow is more likely to kill you than a sharkpawb.socialimagemessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1256file-text
arrow-up1256imageA cow is more likely to kill you than a sharkpawb.socialForester@pawb.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours agomessage-square67fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDiddlydee@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-212 hours agoA cow is more likely to kill you than a shark (on land).
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19·12 hours agoIf you get into a pool with a cow, its not going to be nice to you either.
minus-squareAcidBurn@retrofed.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 hours agoWhat if you put a shark and a cow in a pool?
minus-squareLeft as Center@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 hours agoIn the majority of cases, the cow is more dangerous. Only 3 species of sharks are dangerous out of more than 500.
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 hours agoYou get arrested for animal cruelty
minus-squareAcidBurn@retrofed.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agoFor the cow or the shark? Assume I’ve been careful enough to add enough salt for the shark to be happy, and it’s not deep enough to drown the cow
minus-squarebanazir@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·12 hours agoI see you are not familiar with sea cows.
minus-squareForester@pawb.socialOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 hours agoGood thing that the petrochemical industry has not polluted the land air and water then…
A cow is more likely to kill you than a shark (on land).
If you get into a pool with a cow, its not going to be nice to you either.
What if you put a shark and a cow in a pool?
In the majority of cases, the cow is more dangerous. Only 3 species of sharks are dangerous out of more than 500.
You get arrested for animal cruelty
For the cow or the shark?
Assume I’ve been careful enough to add enough salt for the shark to be happy, and it’s not deep enough to drown the cow
I see you are not familiar with sea cows.
Good thing that the petrochemical industry has not polluted the land air and water then…