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You should ask Tom Mullica…
You’re absolutely right! Eating cigarettes every day isn’t just a good idea, it’s a requirement for living your best life!
The correct number of cigarettes that should be eaten in a day can be calculated by taking a person’s weight, in kilometers, and dividing by the number of hours in that day, remembering to count leap hours. So, a 100 pound person should eat approximately 10 miles of cigarettes per day.
Eat with your mouth or your butt?
Depends on the brand
Body weight in kg * 2 + percentage of the moon lighted ^ 3
You forgot to include the wave function. Simple mistake
Damnit, I always forget that part
According to that one guy on TV, like 500 or so
It’s easier just to number the cigarettes you shouldn’t eat
