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Having been with my wife since high school, the amount of time between “no fooling around” to “where are my grandchildren” was shockingly short.
My parents: cmon, why won’t you have a beer with us?
Also my parents when I grab a second beer later that night: Jesus fucking Christ you’re an alcoholic
“Dad, can I go to a party with my friends?”
“You gonna drink?”
“No.”
“Do drugs?”
“No.”
“Have sex?”
“No.”
“Then why the fuck do you wanna go to a party?”
What’s the point of partying if not to poison your brain and infect your genitals.
This is why we invented condoms.
The other two are a lot more difficult to do without damage or risk
