CodyIT@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 day agoEveryone's asking, 'Who's Json?', but nobody's asking, 'How's Json?'programming.devimagemessage-square122fedilinkarrow-up1912
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minus-squareAvicenna@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up152·1 day agoalternative scenerio: Guy: “it turns javascript objects into texts in json format” Soldier: “He uses javascript, shoot the poor bastard”
minus-squareBlue Label@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·edit-21 day agoAlternative scenario: Soldier B: Soldier A asked a JavaScript question instead of a software engineering question. He’s not a real soldier, shoot him
minus-squareAlavi@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 day agoName 3 UML diagrams and 3 architectures!
minus-squareRose@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·21 hours ago Name 3 UML diagrams Class diagram, use case diagram and… What was the useless, barely readable evolution of flowcharts called again? Activity diagram? and 3 architectures! MOS 6502, amd64, and… I’ve never figured out the ARM naming scheme. AAAAAAarch64 or something?
minus-squaremel ♀@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 hours agoWould x86 and x86_64 count as one, or one and a half?
minus-squareAlavi@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·19 hours agoYou only get shot in one knee. By architecture I meant software architecture.
minus-squaremel ♀@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 hours agoMicro services, Service Oriented Architecture, and big old monolith ?
minus-squarecantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·22 hours agoAre they from the army of Rust Neckbeardistan.
alternative scenerio:
Guy: “it turns javascript objects into texts in json format”
Soldier: “He uses javascript, shoot the poor bastard”
Alternative scenario:
Soldier B: Soldier A asked a JavaScript question instead of a software engineering question. He’s not a real soldier, shoot him
Name 3 UML diagrams and 3 architectures!
“It’s ok. Just shoot me.”
Class diagram, use case diagram and… What was the useless, barely readable evolution of flowcharts called again? Activity diagram?
MOS 6502, amd64, and… I’ve never figured out the ARM naming scheme. AAAAAAarch64 or something?
Would x86 and x86_64 count as one, or one and a half?
You only get shot in one knee.
By architecture I meant software architecture.
Micro services, Service Oriented Architecture, and big old monolith ?
Are they from the army of Rust Neckbeardistan.