• fuck up by being the corrupt piece of shit you are
• call for an election arbitrarily in the best place you’re polling in, in a desperate attempt pretend you’re confident, claim you have a mandate from the people, and stir up political fights so you can claim you’re being persecuted.
• all your rivals know exactly what you’re doing and refuse to give you the satisfaction by not running.
• the only guy left in the race wears a bin on his head.
• people start questioning whether the bin guy might actually have a chance of winning against you.
• you win
• ???
• you’ve proven to the world you have political power?..
• you get investigated anyways.

Am I getting that right…

What a fucking clown (and I’m not talking about the bin…)

The fact that he won just means that the country is certified stupid; binface was obviously more qualified