The guy doesn’t have a son. It’s the daughter’s boyfriend. If the OP says, “Why does your son keep forgetting his keys?” the guy will say, “I don’t have a son” and OP can then say, “Oh, then who keeps going in through <specify window>” and now the boyfriend is cooked.
None of the above. I was trying to rent the place above the garage. I said, please remove the weird anime porn? And they said, we know who your dadday is. I said fuck off my daday knows the sheriff.
I didn’t know my dadday is the sheriff but it don’t matter
This whole shitpost (complete with set up) is very sadly underappreciated, even more so given that this fine shitpost is posted in a community literally dedicated to shitposts. Well done, I say.
The girl whose boyfriend sneaks through the window slandered the posters jeans so he retaliated by giving the girls father an excuse to investigate why there’s a man sneaking through the windows
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The guy doesn’t have a son. It’s the daughter’s boyfriend. If the OP says, “Why does your son keep forgetting his keys?” the guy will say, “I don’t have a son” and OP can then say, “Oh, then who keeps going in through <specify window>” and now the boyfriend is cooked.
None of the above. I was trying to rent the place above the garage. I said, please remove the weird anime porn? And they said, we know who your dadday is. I said fuck off my daday knows the sheriff.
I didn’t know my dadday is the sheriff but it don’t matter
…what?
Exactly
This whole shitpost (complete with set up) is very sadly underappreciated, even more so given that this fine shitpost is posted in a community literally dedicated to shitposts. Well done, I say.
The girl whose boyfriend sneaks through the window slandered the posters jeans so he retaliated by giving the girls father an excuse to investigate why there’s a man sneaking through the windows
Fine