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Gonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Declaration of war

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Declaration of war

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Gonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • flying_wotsit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’m in my mid 20s and a woman and I found out recently that the skinny jeans I’ve been wearing for the last decade have supposedly been uncool the whole time. I don’t care. Style is personal, and I like them.

    • Gonzako@lemmy.worldOP
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      Comfort first, style second

      • mEEGal@lemmy.world
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        ever go to dates ?

        makes you do crazy stuff for looks

        • Gonzako@lemmy.worldOP
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          No. I rarely go to dates 😥

          • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone
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            I don’t either, but i will say once in a while it is worth it to look how you would like to look, even if it is not optionally comfortable.

            But not all the time

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        Comfort always.

        If I could rig up a comfortable way to wear my hoodies year-round, i would.

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    Find your own style. Even if people hate it. Said wearing cargo shorts and a shirt with stitch upside down on it saying “I tried”. I’m 32 and comfort is all that really matters at this point

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    Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    To be fair, skinny jeans were never in… They’ve always been pretty lame lol.

    Well, on men anyway.

    • this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml
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      Thick girl being in skinny jeans because…

      Not thick myself just want a piece of y’all love you.

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    Are they low rise skinny jeans? Those piggy backed off the espresso martini craze and are OUT.

    Wouldn’t say that to the person giving me tacit permission to keep getting laid though.

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      Correction: do they fit and do you like them?

      Wear fucking corduroy if you want to. Whoever actually cares about this shit has their own wardrobe to govern, they don’t have a say in yours.

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      Oh my, that diction of yours…

    • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu
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      This meme is old, saw it years ago on Reddit.

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    So the bf is also the brother?

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      He doesn’t have a son

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        Oh I gotcha, playing dumb so the dad figures out is the bf. Mkk. Sorry I just woke up when I read it 😅

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          We all have a woosh moment occasionally

          • Mac@mander.xyz
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            Wish what

            • tetris11@feddit.uk
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              I wish for world peace

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                Why would you want whirled peas?

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                  Oh those Brits are so innovative

    • Gazza_of_the_Overflow@piefed.world
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      🎵"Sweet Home Alabama!"🎵

  • Sailor Anarres@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Not cool should never snitch.

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    deleted by creator

    • TheRealKuni@piefed.social
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      The guy doesn’t have a son. It’s the daughter’s boyfriend. If the OP says, “Why does your son keep forgetting his keys?” the guy will say, “I don’t have a son” and OP can then say, “Oh, then who keeps going in through <specify window>” and now the boyfriend is cooked.

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        None of the above. I was trying to rent the place above the garage. I said, please remove the weird anime porn? And they said, we know who your dadday is. I said fuck off my daday knows the sheriff.

        I didn’t know my dadday is the sheriff but it don’t matter

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          …what?

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            Exactly

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              This whole shitpost (complete with set up) is very sadly underappreciated, even more so given that this fine shitpost is posted in a community literally dedicated to shitposts. Well done, I say.

    • Gonzako@lemmy.worldOP
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      The girl whose boyfriend sneaks through the window slandered the posters jeans so he retaliated by giving the girls father an excuse to investigate why there’s a man sneaking through the windows

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        Fine

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