When I pee sitting down, I always have some more trickle out when I stand up. That can cause more mess to clean up than the alternative. Is that not a common issue? Do I, like Hank Hill, have a narrow urethra?
How do you know? Not to mention in my 40 years on this Earth I’ve never heard of anyone putting paper on toilet seats who isn’t a germaphopic sociopath.
Do you put toilet paper down every time you shit on your own toilet? That’s a REALLY weird thing to do. I’m all for the seat shaped hospital paper liners in most public bathrooms but ripping up toilet paper just to have it stick to your gross ass is really fucking weird my guy.
There is this thing called lifting up the seat. DO IT!
I doubt the overwhelming majority of the seat pissers are reading your comment.
I’ve literally gone into public bathrooms with no urinals, only stalls, and the seats don’t lift up. You have no choice but to aim and pray.
Except I’m not a degenerate and I’ll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed.
thank you!
No choice? Sit, it’s more comfy anyways. Give yourself 1 minute to relax.
When I pee sitting down, I always have some more trickle out when I stand up. That can cause more mess to clean up than the alternative. Is that not a common issue? Do I, like Hank Hill, have a narrow urethra?
Just sit down to pee like an adult
But there’s piss everywhere :(
I tend to cover the seat with toilet paper before sitting, if the toilet seems filthy :D
That’s a really weird thing to do. My sensory disorder feels violated through the screen.
No it’s not.
Thanks :D
Are you telling me how my sensory processing disorder should operate? Do you tell paralyzed people how to walk too?
No I’m telling you it’s not weird to not want contact with the thigh schmand of 80 different people that lived through the same hot 36deg day.
What’s your problem? :D they said covering toilet seats is not weird, they were not commenting on your sensory issues.
How do you know? Not to mention in my 40 years on this Earth I’ve never heard of anyone putting paper on toilet seats who isn’t a germaphopic sociopath.
Do you put toilet paper down every time you shit on your own toilet? That’s a REALLY weird thing to do. I’m all for the seat shaped hospital paper liners in most public bathrooms but ripping up toilet paper just to have it stick to your gross ass is really fucking weird my guy.
Right. Well, it suits me. Might be weird. :P