Why should you never invite a circuit board designer to prom?
After the first write, they will leave you on read(-only mode)
why?
PROM is Programmable Read-Only Memory, which can be written to only once, after which it is read-only
What does the maintainer say when asked whether one can contribute to their permissively licensed project?
M I Teasing you? Of course you can add Apache 2!
why?
MIT and Apache 2(.0) are both permissive open-source licenses, and they replace parts of the phrases “Am I teasing” and “a patch too”.
I think you pronounce Apache like paper mache, with a shey rather than a tch, but it nearly works!
Why did the animated graphic end so quickly? It was in a GIFfy! (for the people who advocate for a soft G)
What did the villain say to the protagonist in a popular meme? GIF me your power! (for the people who prefer a hard G)
What do you call a Japanese style of mood boards? JPEGboards!
You’re right, these are awful. Have an upvote
Positively terrible. Thank you for the chuckle.
What do you call a JRPG dungeon crawler game that was bought out by Ubisoft? Online Persona (I’m sorry!)
You can insert other major game publishers in there as well, they are all terrible
First one reminded me of this:
“Didjya hear about the school dance that had to be canceled due to the thunderstorm? It was an electrically-erasable PROM.”
